Burning Beds

I give up. I've went tanning twice and after the first visit, I broke out in hives from photosensitivity mixed with that craptacular weed lotion. This last time, they must have gotten new bulbs or something because I look like a fucking tomato. I never burn in regular sunlight. So much for the 'Italians don't burn' stereotype. Apparently this Italian does. Thank you Electric Beach for forcing me to be abstinent for the next few days. Yes, I'm burnt EVERYWHERE.