Dr. Laura needs to get laid

i thought by coming to the west coast i would escape the radical conservatives. i thought that until i found myself staring at dr. laura's creepy face on the back of a bus. i flipped on her channel to see if what i remembered from my parents listening was really as bad as i recalled. i caught one of her caller's trying to figure out what to do about her personal insecurities and dr. laura told her to go to a mirror and repeat this (seriously) "mirror mirror on the wall, i'm NOT the fairest of them all. but dusty loves me and that makes me a beautiful". dr. laura's thought was that any woman who has a man love her is beautiful. so she tells this girl she's ugly but it doesnt matter since she's got a MAN. oh and dr. laura has cankles. ahahahaha.

honestly, do people actually believe this woman? or is it just for humors sake?

::shudder::