i dont like many people. i will probably talk trash about you at some point. anything you tell me, i will at least tell to nik. i dont like gifts unless they include your bank's logo and a signature. i don't care too much about tragedy, unless it's my own. if i find out you even have the slightest of a crush on me, i will probably like you a lot less (unless you're nikkii, in which case i swoon--hardcore). i like to spend minimal effort entertaining others. i like this disinterest reciprocated in most cases. i hate high maintenance guests, if you fit in this bracket, please don't visit me--you will be disappointed. i dont like girls, i dont like guys. i dont like people who think any of the following are hip or trendy:
(a) mullets: (they aren't funny or ironic, they're disgusting--get a fucking haircut).
(b) being poor: (you didn't grow up on welfare and couch surfing until you call home for a place to crash isn't poor. you're insulting the people who actually have to struggle to pay rent on an apt. the size of a closet with more cockroaches than squarefeet). and honestly, since when did it become so trendy to be poor? if you will notice, the people who actually ARE poor aren't talking it up or writing about it on Myspace, why? because they can't afford a computer or the time off of work to go use one elsewhere. quit your bitching.
(c) bad spelling: (use spell check, it isn't hard and it saves my teeth from being ground down into my gums).
im not trying to be mean, i am being honest. if this pissed you off in anyway, you probably shouldnt be friends with an asshole. i'm out for now, thanks.
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