Sexualized Food

I just got done explaining how I want Molly McButter and Mrs. Butterworth on my face. Nik is mortified at what I have done to these condiments.


I also made up a new word:

horridously. this is somewhere in between horrendously and horrid.




don't worry, we'll be sober in the morning.

To the Monroe Kids

We are taking off in the next couple of weeks so if you want to meet up, lets do it now.

Monster Bed

I finally gave up with tanning outdoors. I'm impatient and like to see fast results. I got a two-week membership at Electric Beach tanning. I went there alone and really knew nothing about the whole process. The woman explained that I needed the Monster bed package and a 30$ lotion. When I got back, Nik and Erica said that I didn't need all of that. Anyways, my skin is already turning a little golden.

As for now I'm left with this:

Silk Elements

Nik and I just got done cutting one another's hair. Thats not all. We also bought some Silk Elements from Sally's and chemically relaxed our hair. After scorching our poor scalp, our hair is so straight and so cut. I love Silk Elements. Tonight we're going out as this is one of our last weekends in Michigan. This is the reason we have spent all day being queens and fussing with our appearance. Yea, we're that vain--fuck off. See you at Denny's at about 5am for sobriety.

Incase you were wondering:

movement against IE

those of you who were using internet explorer might be wondering why I put a block on this site to prevent you from viewing it with that browser. there are a few reasons:

1. i hate microsoft
2. i hate internet explorer
3. firefox is effin' amazing
4. firefox makes me swoon
5. i enjoy promoting a different browser to damage the microsoft monopoly.
6. google gives me money if you download it from my site.
7. if you're going to stalk me, the least you can do is download the effin' browser and give me a dollar.

i love doing all of this microsoft bashing. truly though, thanks for downloading Firefox.

reasons i love my mac book pro

1. it isn't a dell
2. it isn't a pc
3. it doesn't run off of windows
4. my keyboard lights up!
5. it has a camera built into it!
6. the remote control gimmick actually rocks
7. the physical body isn't built of lightweight craptacular plastic
8. the paint doesn't bubble off the bottom because the memory gets too hot
9. you dont have to replace the harddrive every week because it just stops spinning
10. it has a sensor to protect the harddrive if you drop it
11. no internet explorer... at all
12. firewire
13. stickies, widgets and the magnifying glass
14. i don't need ten thousand different antivirus, spyware protection and registry editing programs
15. did i mention it isn't a dell?


the second coming of christ

reasons we need to move asap:

because now we are entertained by things like this:

Dear Christian Right

I'm tired. It's gotten to the point where the outward civil rights abuses you inflict don't even phase me. I even expect your responses to certain things. That said, I read an article yesterday that made me feel hate. I've tried really hard to see things from your perspective; in fact, I once was one of you. But I'm tired of the 'don't use hate to fight hate'-method. I'm angry and I think I have a right to be.

This article I read is about a bunch of families suing a Mass. school that read a GAY-themed fairytale to students. They claimed they weren't given prior notice of teaching SEX EDUCATION to their children. Last I checked 'King and King' wasn't about rimming or anal sex. It was about two princes falling in love. Look who made it about sex THIS time, not the fags, you fucking high and mighty MORAL church goers. You see fags and all you see is ANAL SEX, I see you and I see narrow mindedness.

Tell me, you fucking missionaries, why weren't you suing about sex education when they let your children read 'Snow White' or 'Cinderella'. Those stories entailed just as much about sex as 'King and King'.

And do you REALLY think Jesus thought same sex relationships were more immoral than cheating??!! Last I checked the 10 commandments didn't say anything about homosexuals, but I do seem to remember something about infidelity. Well here's a suggestion, how about you save those righteous dollars and sue some TV stations for airing shows like 'Married by America' because they are fucking the sanctity of marriage blind and they didn't even warn you about the sex education lesson your kids have been exposed to.

You spend hundreds of millions of dollars to keep people like me from having the same rights as you. It's not like we are asking for special treatment or even your support. But meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of people are starving, a war is going on (courtesy of your votes), and you think the best place for your money is to protect your fucking marriage ceremony. Where is the right to life NOW? Oh wait, that only applies to abortion. I forgot you agree with wars and the death penalty.

And one last thing, gay marriage is legal in Mass. and this was taught in a lesson on DIFFERENT TYPES OF WEDDINGS. So as long as you're sending your little brats to public schools on FAG tax dollars, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

We're Back

I'm sure we are driving everyone crazy with the blog switches. This one is it for now. Jen-