Orgasmic Cell Phone!

Add a customizable vibrator on Apple's new iPhone and I would probably never put it away. After a few weeks of somewhat disappointing experiences with Apple's products, they launched this beautiful piece of technology. It's kind of like if the U.S. were to coincidentally find Osama bin Laden right before the 2008 elections. Just as I was about to lose hope in Apple products, they release a thin, sleek little monster of a cell phone (and I don't get too excited about cell phones). This release, not to mention the new iTV, has caused a serious consumeritis flare up. Now I just need $499 and a 2 yr. Cingular contract to relieve this outbreak.


^{© Copyright Apple Computer, Inc. All rights reserved.}